by Scott C. Carr

The prosaic poet, and master of fiction,
A dual dictator, and dicter of diction

The bum dumber plumber, the polite politician,
The manimal husband, the select electrician

The ass-under asunderer, benign benediction,
The thundering plunderer, and quickie come conniption

The page ripping rage of the great stage magician,
The grinning face grace, and the base contradiction

A whispering, lispering, contraband misser,
A receptacle ribbed, reservoir-tipped real kisser-pisser

A knee stealer kneeler and feeler of friction,
A real wheeler dealer at a mock crucifixion